In the immortal words of The Swank Archebalds,

“Half the dream is not only having the dream, but dreaming the dream”

For a long time now there has been a void in many of our lives. Fads have come and gone, but nothing has really satisfied our ‘true celebratory response’ mechanism that we all have embedded deep within us. I mean ‘woo hoo‘and popping the cork out of a bottle of Le Cheteau De Traisaille champagne are somewhat satisfying, but are they, really?

We’ve spent years trying to find the missing link, that particular ingredient that would really fulfill mankind. We’ve had monkeys and even people working around the clock for the last 5 1/2 weeks trying to perfect the formula.

“We believe we have it!”, were the words that I heard one bright 2007 morning. I knew exactly what that meant! We had finally achieved a breakthrough. Not only would I stop having to cry myself to sleep every night due to unresolved celebratory issues, but I could spread this same joy to people all over the world, even you!

We don’t expect fame and fortune, women, cars, jewellery or even our own flushing toilet. We have done this for you, the internet, this is all for you. So please enjoy it as much as it enjoys us to share the enjoyment with you.