About us~!

When people hear the words “McSwank Industries” what do they think of?

Awesome, Amazing, Terrific, Reliable, The definition of Web 2.0, sensuality, or Top Quality?

Well lucky for you, you don’t have to choose just one! Because in fact, all of the above are very true! And More! Sometimes people approach me and say, “Miguel, you are probably the most successful person I know, and I know quite a few successful people, including Peter Andre”. It’s these kind words that let me know we are on the right track.

McSwank Industries started off as a small Internet related company that was an off shoot of my 2nd hand Microwave Repair Franchise “The Microwave Man”. I have built it from the ground up, and believe that we are on the forefront of Web 2.0 and the burgeoning wave of irrepressible technological advances. We have a staff of over 200 and are now trading on the HSX.

My personal philosophy is “Monkeys enjoy working with computers”. As a result of our recent additions to our Primates Development Team or PTD, productivity has increased by 420% with no end in sight. I have put all my effort into projects such as The IncrediBell 3000, and believe the results speak for themselves...

McSwank Industries- pushing the envelope of free-thought and monkey-driven synergistic output.